87th Precinct

Meyer: How's the leg? Carella: It hurts. You all right? Meyer: Never better.

Meyer (to Danny): I don't need a gun to handle a greasy punk like you.

Carella: How do you feel? Meyer: Like I always do at times like this--sorry I'm not on vacation.

Brodek (to Carella and Meyer): You cops make a Federal case outta anything.

Meyer (about the EKG): This thing ever make a mistake? Nurse Crowley (coldly): Not to my knowledge.

Dr. Fairchild: How's the detective work? Meyer: We get plenty of business.

Sarah: I didn't hear you come in. Meyer: Must be one of my good days. I didn't bump into any furniture.

Carella: You've been off duty for 20 minutes. Go home. Meyer: You know, I like that kind of thinking.

Havilland (to Meyer): If you hurt your ankle, why are you taking your pulse?