Dixon: Grandma, you don't see me. You just forgot to take your blue pill.
Tabitha: Did all the blood rush away from the part of your brain that allows you to tell time?
Dixon: I was just…
Tabitha: Sneaking in. Were you with a girl? I want all the deets. Don't worry, I won't tell your mom and dad.
Dixon: Thank you so much, grandma.
Tabitha: I meant, I won't tell them if you were with a girl. They know you're not here. Your mother's halfway to calling the police.