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Annie: My grandma said everything is cool with her and tonight is about being alone with you. So no calls.
Ethan: Yeah. Apparently no edible food either. Sweetbreads are not actually sweet bread.
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Annie: Who knew liver could come in so many forms?
Ethan: Okay, so, set menu, seven courses, this is number three? With any luck, we'll be out of here by the time our college applications are due.
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Navid: Why would Silver mock Annie and Ethan's 'I love yous'? Huh? Sour grapes, baby. Sour grapes.
Dixon: So you mean?
Navid: That chick loves you, man. She wants you to say it to her. So say it to her.
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Annie: Dixon has a mysterious extracurricular activity that he doesn't want to talk about.
Silver: What? Tell me.
Dixon: It's no big deal, I've just joined the choir.
Silver: You're singing in the choir?
Dixon: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Silver: Nothing. Nothing, I mean it's an organised school activity where nerds stand on risers and sing an acapella version of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'. I mean, how cool can you get?
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Hockey coach: Fine, go. But I'm warning you, Miss Clark. I'm going to start keeping track of your menstrual cycle.
Naomi: Oh, wow, that's pathetic.
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Naomi: I have my period. I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. I need to see the nurse.
Hockey coach: And you, Adrianna. Are you also menstruating?
Adrianna: No, I'm not, but I have a really bad headache.
Hockey coach: Maybe field hockey would help.
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Tabitha: (rehearsing) Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. Come, children, give me your muskets to clean.
Dixon: Um, it says 'now come children, give your grandmother your muskets to clean'.
Tabitha: I made a teensy adjustment. I'm just not sure I'm plausible as a grandmother.