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Annie: (to Harry) No. No, I'm not okay. And it's your fault. I'm not okay with you having a son. I'm not okay that you kept him a secret for months. And I know... I know that you didn't want it to work like this, but it affected me. And you weren't honest. For two months you were a liar, and now I have to be honest. And I have to tell you that it made me so mad at you for not being honest. Because secrets... they just make me feel so sick and wobbly. And everything's a big mess now. And I have vomit boots!

Annie: Ugh! Dixon: What? Annie: (imitating Harry) "I'm really hoping that this doesn't affect us in any way." It's like, what did he do? Did he practice last night in front of a mirror? Like, really? Dixon: Maybe he was, you know, nervous about it or something, you know? Annie: Yeah. He had about two months to prepare for it. Dixon: Come on, cut the guy a little bit of slack. Annie: Face it. Dad's a hypocrite. He tells us not to have sex, but when he was in high school, he got Tracy pregnant. Okay, plus, did you see the way he kept, like, glancing at Mom the entire time? What was she doing, holding his cue cards? Dixon: All right, um for the record here, I just need to know. Are you mad at him because he rehearsed what he was gonna say, because he has a son, because he's a hypocrite, or "D," all of the above? Annie: Doesn't this bother you? At all? Dixon: It's freaky, all right? But I'm cool.