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Tabitha: I have to remember some of those breathing exercises I used to do. I had a director who'd say, "If you're not breathing from your ass and reaching to the skies, the back row won't hear you." I slept with him.

Naomi: Hi, Mom. Where are we going for dinner tonight? Tracy: I made reservations at Craft. Naomi: Is Dad coming? Tracy: He has a meeting. Naomi: Is that code for "sleeping with his girlfriend"?

Naomi: Mom, how can you live like this? How can you just accept that dad's with another woman? How is that okay? Can you explain that to me? 'Cause I just don't get it. Tracy: It's just a casual fling, that's all. She doesn't even live here. Naomi: So what, mom? He's still cheating on you. Tracy: This is between me and your dad. Stay out of it. I'm not discussing this with you again.

Brenda: So... dirt. Kelly: What? Brenda: Ryan. Kelly: Okay. Um... He's nice. I like him. We work together, so it's awkward. And he's ten years younger than me, which makes it bizarre. I asked him where he was when Kurt Cobain died and he said he was watching cartoons.

Ryan: Sammy's dad, does he ever take him? Kelly: What? Ryan: Sammy's dad. Did I... did I say something wrong? Kelly: No. No, it's fine. He just... he doesn't live here. Ryan: Where does he live? Kelly: All over kind of. Yeah, he's a do-gooder. He's actually halfway across the world right now doing charity work. Ryan: Impressive.

Naomi: Please don't blog about my dad's affair. Silver: You thought my family problems were gossip. Why shouldn't I treat yours the same way?

Tabitha: Just because you're a bunch of rich brats doesn't mean you can't have angst.

Nat: (to Dixon) I once hired a kid from West Beverly. A long time ago. He was a good, good egg. Tell you what, I'll try you out. You don't mess up, you got the job.

Brenda: It's an honor to meet you. I've seen every one of your films. Tabitha: Not every film. There were some real stinkers in the '80s. Brenda: Well, you were wonderful in all of them.

Annie: Wait, you're working here? Dixon: Yeah. Annie: Are you trying to make me look bad with Mom and Dad? Dixon: No, I'm trying to make me look good.

Dixon: Look, Annie. You're holding on to a crush you had on Ethan, what, like two years ago. You need to go for the guy who treats you good, not the one who gives you grief.

Ryan: Do you know Sammy's dad? Brenda: I do. Ryan: He sounds like a cool guy. Traveling the world and… helping people. Brenda: You know, I don't really feel comfortable talking about Kelly's personal life. If you have questions, you should just ask her. Ryan: Yeah. No, you're... you're right. Should I have questions? Brenda: There's just a long history there.

Silver: So, when are you gonna ask me out? Dixon: Maybe I don't want to ask you out. Silver: Yeah, you do. Dixon: Oh, you're so sure? Silver: I bet you that you do. Dixon: Wait... that means if I do ask you out, then I'll lose the bet. Silver: Oh, there's no losers here. Dixon: All right, I like the way you think.

Ty: What's this? Annie: Snickerdoodles. They're apology cookies. When I do something screwed up, I bake. Ty: You know, just forget about it. Annie: I can't forget about it. I'm an idiot, Ty. I like you. I want to hang out with you. Ty: Well, you really haven't been acting like it. Annie: I know. I know I messed up. And I am so hoping that I'm not too late to fix it. Am I too late? Look, I spent the whole night making you these cookies. So eat a snickerdoodle; they're really good. Ty: I really don't think cookies are gonna do it. Annie: You haven't tasted one yet. Ty: Annie, I don't have to. I just... (she kisses him) That's way better than cookies. Annie: I'm sorry. Really. Ty: You know, if you weren't so freakin' adorable, I wouldn't even be having this conversation right now.

Naomi: I realized, I can't always get what I want. No matter how bad I want it. Can't fix my parents' marriage. Can't make my dad love my mom.

Naomi: Think we can start over? Ethan: What do you mean? Naomi: All I know is I miss those two people who went to the zoo and ate cotton candy and were silly and happy together. Ethan: So you saying... you want to get back together? Naomi: I'm saying take it day by day. See what happens. Ethan: I can do that.

Debbie: Harry, how hard can it be to find an acting coach in LA? I could throw a rock through a window and hit an actor.

Tabitha: When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.

Brenda: I'm getting a kick out of being here. I can almost still hear the chanting, "Donna Martin graduates. Donna Martin graduates." Kelly: That's crazy. Oh, thank you very much. Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day. Speaking of, have you seen Donna? Brenda: Yes. And oh my God, her baby is so cute, I can't stand it.

Naomi: My family is so fake. I mean, my sister's being photoshopped into the Christmas card from Paris. My dad is kissing my mom while having an affair.

Tabitha: You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!

Silver: All right, explain to me, why didn't you say 'yes' to Ty? I mean, it's Vampire Weekend. It's a secret show. It's Ty Collins. Annie: Ethan asked me out. Silver: No. No Ethan. What is wrong with you? He's off limits. Annie: Ethan and Naomi are over. Silver: They are never over. Let me explain something to you. Naomi and Ethan have this thing, right? It's like they're in this bubble… this impenetrable bubble. Annie: A bubble? Silver: And no matter how hard you try, you can't get in and you don't want to get in. Trust me, I stand beside the bubble and I'm scared. Annie: Well, the bubble has popped.

Dixon: You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.

Silver: (To Dixon) Those dimples are not gonna get you into Harvard.

Annie: I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.

Silver: I just like being different. That's how I'm made.

Dixon: I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.

Silver: (to Dixon) You look tired? Up all night, thinking about me?

Ryan: Look, I don't know what the story is with you and Sammy's dad. It just feels like there's unfinished business. Kelly: And what would give you that idea? Ryan: Well, I was talking to Brenda, and... Kelly: Wait, wait… You were talking to Brenda about me? Ryan: I'm just trying to get to know you. Look, Kelly, I just want you to feel like you can talk me, you know, like you can tell me anything, and if there is something going on with you and your ex, then... I'm a big boy... I can handle it. Kelly: There's nothing going on with me and my ex.

Kelly: What did you say to Ryan? Brenda: About what? Kelly: About me. Brenda: Not much. Kelly: You shouldn't have said anything. Brenda: Okay, Kelly, any guy that dates you is gonna have questions about him. You should just get your story straight. Kelly: My story is straight. Brenda: You know, you get really emotional when you talk about this. I wonder why that is. Kelly: What are you saying? Brenda: I'm saying that you still have feelings for him. Kelly: Of course I still have feelings for him – he's my son's father. Brenda: Kelly, come on, you know there's more to it than that. Kelly: No, there isn't. Because it can't be, because he's not here, and I deserve to be with somebody and be happy. Brenda: Oh, give me a break! You are never gonna be happy with somebody else, because you're still in love with Dylan. And you know it.

Silver: You hit that guy's car, almost got him in trouble, and then he asks you to a game? Dixon: It's nothing. I've seen guys fistfight, and then five minutes later they're hanging out. Silver: That's crazy. Dixon: Yeah, you know, guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life is way too short.