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Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.

Tabitha: I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virginia does. We've slept with all of the same people.

Ryan: Uh, who wants to tell me what a haiku is? And if you say a haiku is the new sushi roll at Koi, well, that would be incorrect.

Ryan: Adrianna, what's up with you? Are you okay? Adrianna: Yeah. I'm just distracted. I have this really big audition for this movie this week and I just haven't been able to sleep. Ryan: And if you get it, what then? Adrianna: Well, then I'd be in a movie, make lots of money. Ryan: So what, you can buy a new cell phone or maybe a fancy pair of shoes? Maybe an expensive car you really don't need? Adrianna: No, so I can pay the mortgage 'cause my mom can't.

Ryan: You know, if you sit with me, I'll let you have half my sandwich. Kelly: How about I sit with you and you keep your sandwich?

Silver: Okay, what was that? Annie: What? Silver: What? Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth. That's what. Annie: Shut up! Silver: Okay, you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you, so let me be your eyes. Ty Collins is into you? You should be into Ty Collins. Or so to speak. Annie: Okay, can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended six hours ago? Silver: Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.

Annie: He has a jet, Silver, a jet. Okay? It's the coolest thing ever. It's like Pretty Woman, but I'm not a whore.

Ryan: Will you go to dinner with me sometime? Kelly: I don't know. Ryan: Is that like an I'm-just-not-that-into-you "I don't know" or is it more of a I'm-going-to-play-coy-and-make-him-sweat "I don't know"?

Annie: Where did you learn to speak Italian? Ty: Oh, well, that's the upside of spending all my summers in Italy. Annie: And what would be the downside? Ty: There is none.

Nat: (to Kelly and Brenda) It's so good to see both of you in this place again. (to Brenda) How's your brother? Brenda: Brandon is good. He told me to tell you that every single time he thinks of you he craves a mega burger. Nat: I made an impression. Brenda: (to Kelly) And he told me to tell you that you are beautiful. Kelly: Yes, he said that on the phone at 3:00 a.m. when he called from Belize. What is with you Walsh kids? You can't stay in one place. Brenda: Well, I'm here for at least a month doing the play. So that should count for something. Kelly: Yes, it does. Listen, I was thinking... We should spend some more time together. I mean, it's been too long. The last time you saw Sammy was when he was a baby. Brenda: I know. And you know, I was thinking that we've wasted a lot of time over the last couple years, you know. Kelly: Yeah, I know. So what do you say we stop wasting it and get back to where we were? Brenda: It sounds great. My only question is... what are we doing here just having milkshakes? Kelly: That's a good question.

Guy: Dude, I can still see the slap mark on your face. Ethan: Whatever. At least I've got somebody who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.

Annie: Hey, cool tattoo. What does it mean? Silver: It's the Chinese symbol for friendship, 'cause, you know, friends are cool. Annie: Naomi has the same one. Silver: Yeah. All right... In eighth grade my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. I was... God, I was so angry, you know, so unbelievably scared she'd find out, you know, and she'd get a divorce or... start drinking again. So I... I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret, but then it started eating away at me, and I just... I had to tell someone. So... I told my best friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone. So she told everyone. Annie: Why would she do that? Silver: Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So... my mom found out. She confronted my dad, and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So... now it is my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.

Ethan: George? Of all the guys why him... in front of everyone? Naomi: Well, I guess I just did to you what you did to me. Ethan: What I did to you was terrible. I feel horrible. But, I mean, I hurt you, you hurt me. Is that how it works with us? I wouldn't do that to a friend, and we're supposed to be more than friends. Naomi: Oh, we are more than that. We're more than friends, Ethan. And we've fought before. We always work it out. Ethan: You know, you asked me why I did it. I said I didn't know. I think I do now. Know what? I wanted out. Naomi: Are you breaking up with me? Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.

Harry: And I want to apologize to you. Wasn't fair of me to ask you to give up your buddies. I was on a team once. I know how it works. Dixon: You know, I'm sorry I disobeyed you, you know? I'm still trying to find my way around here, you know? Harry: I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad. Dixon: You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal. Harry: You might not when you hear his punishment.

Ryan: I know, weird that I'm here. I'm not a stalker. I just… I felt bad about my comment. The comment. So I wanted to bring you these. (giving the flowers) Kelly: Thank you. Ryan: Yeah. And I also work part-time for the Black Hawks recruiting fans, so I brought you that, too, for your son. Kelly: Yeah, I figured.

Harry: And this thing with Tracy. I wish I knew what to do, but I don't. And am I curious to know the kid's okay? Absolutely. But being an adoptive father, would I want Dixon's birth parents around us? No way. Debbie: Well, look, Dixon is a teenager. This is a man. But before you do anything about that, I think you really need to figure out how you want to handle things with Tracy. Harry: I don't know, and I am the first to admit that I was not the greatest guy back then. Debbie: Honestly, I'm more concerned about the guy that you are now. So just take your time and figure out how you want to handle this.