Season 1 Episode 1

We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Aired Monday 9:00 PM Sep 02, 2008 on The CW



  • Quotes

    • Ryan: How'd you get up here?
      Naomi: I could ask the same question about you. You're just a teacher. Didn't the cover charge eat up your month's salary?
      Ryan: You should try applying some of that caustic wit to your term paper that's due tomorrow.
      Naomi: Actually, it's done. I decided it was better to do it than to fight it.
      Ryan: Well, I cannot wait to read that masterpiece.
      Naomi: You know, why are you always so mean to me?
      Ryan: Who says I'm being mean? (to bartender) She's underage. Don't serve her. (to Naomi) Oh, I guess that was mean.