Every time I watch this show, I wonder "Why exactly am I watching this?" And yet every week without fail, I tune into the latest installment.
5.0
"Mediocre"
This week opened with Ty lying on Annie. My first assumption that this was a dream, but then it emerged that it was part of the school musical Spring Awakening. Annie acts as Adriana's understudy (you know, the druggie) for when she doesn't bother to show up. Which is quite often. Adriana wanders in, in the middle of rehearsal one day and asks where everybody is. And then she's told they're in the middle of dress rehearsal, and tick tock, you're late. Instead of kicking her out of the play, Brenda decides that she wants to help her out because she believes she can be great. And so does Adriana who is supremely self-confident. Or is she? Is it just an act? Is she really just insecure?
In other news, Silver inexplicably got hired as stage manager. And she's pretty lazy. And when she fires the most effeminate lighting guy ever, her Prince Charming Dixon comes in and saves the day because conveniently he used to always manage the lights back home in Kansas.
And then, oh my god, Annie's dad caught her totally making out with Ty. And it was, oh my god, so embarassing. When she gets home, her mother has a fairly weak talk with her about sex. "You can say no Annie." And that's the extent of her discouragement.
When it comes to play night, Annie dresses like a prostitute for the after-party at the Roosevelt, where she's going to go all the way with Ty. Oh my god.
And then, shocker, Adriana doesn't go on because she's a drug addict and stuff, and Annie goes on instead. And totally bring the house down. Adriana who is now bitter, wanders the audience as though she is possessed and decides she's going to get her own back. And she does! But more on that in just a second, because after the show, arguably the creepiest thing I've ever seen on television transpires. Annie asks her brother for a condom. I'll say no more, I'm still a little disturbed.
So, at the after party there's a rat-a-tat on Ty's door because he has a room and all, because he's going to have sex and stuff. But it's not Annie. It's totally Adriana getting revenge! And she says "Annie left the play with Ethan!" and then they have sex, because when Annie comes to his room, Adriana's in a towel an Ty's in the shower "cleaning up", and you know what that means.
Annie's sad. Ethan's concerned. Blah blah blah.
If I sounded flippant about the episode, up there, I apologise, because this was probably the best episode of 90210 yet, in that there was somewhat of a story, a concept new to 90210. I didn't go in to Naomi's storyline because frankly it was mind-numbingly dumb and it's not worth thinking about. This was a fine way to spend 1 hour, if you just want to shut off your brain. I have to give kudos to Shenae Grimes, Tristan Wilds and Jessica Stroup, neither of whom made me want to punch them in the duration of this episode. Annie revealed a more vulnerable, naive side, a nice antidote to her usual annoying and cocky self. And Dixon and Silver are actually a lovely couple! One of the major downsides of this episode was Adriana, who instead of looking like an actual drug addict, resembled more of a soul-eating zombie. But on the plus side, Jessica Lowndes may be able to get a role in Spring Awakening, because she has a pretty awesome voice.
I'm not going to watch again next week.*
* Yes I am.
5/10