A Bit of Fry and Laurie

(in a terribly fake Australian accent) Stephen: Look, I don't know how to tell you this mate, it's hard for me to say. The fact of the matter is, I've been having, well, affair it's the only word, I've been having an affair with you for some time now.

Hugh: What!

Stephen: It's true.

Hugh: You bastard!

Stephen: Look mate, you had to find out sooner or later, I just rather it came from me, that's all.

Hugh: You mean we've been sleeping together all this time, behind my back.