A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Hugh: (dressed in period costume) I suppose you must have to be quite a historian, really, to know about the details of the period and how wide the lapels were and all that sort of thing.

Theresa, a costume designer: That's right, because obviously audiences are so quick to spot mistakes.

Hugh: Are they?

Theresa: Oh, yes. They'll write in about the tiniest detail if they think you haven't got it right.

Doctor: Headaches?

Patient: What, apart from the children, you mean?

Doctor: (puts a cigarette on the desk) It's a simple arsinous monoxide nicotinal preparation taken bronchially as an infumation. Patient: An infumation? Doctor: Yes, you light the end and breathe in. Patient: Oh, like cigarettes? Doctor: Oh, you know them, then?