Stephen: If you try and kill them, you're put in prison; if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.
Stephen: Oh, my wife wears the trousers. No question, no question ... But we're hoping to get a second pair later, you see.
(Two critics review the television studio.) Stephen: Does the floor work for you?
Hugh: No, it doesn't work, the floor doesn't work for me.
Stephen: No. Is it a fatal floor?
Hugh: Well, precisely. You see, the reason the floor doesn't work is 'cause it's all on one level.
Hugh as a yuppie: Heaven? Isn't that where the Gilroys went, darling? Deborah: Devon!
In "The Burt" Stephen makes up names of famous actors and actresses: Simon Condywust, Maureen Limpwhippypippydodo, Colin Fenchmosleythinkilove, Fenella Hahahahahaspuit, Peter Weeeee, Evelyn Brokethemoldaftertheymadepeter and Angela Delightfulwoman.
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