A Bit of Fry and Laurie

John: Damn it four times around the car park and back in for another damn it!

Stephen: The key to dancercise is the rather ingenious coupling of the word 'dance' to the word 'circumcise'.

Stephen: Sex is nothing to fax home about.

Peter: Tell me what you see. John: I see a car park. Peter: Well, that's funny, John. Because, you see, the last time you looked out of that window you saw an idea. Don't you remember? John: Yes, I remember thinking, "That would be a good place to put a car park."