Fry: (as woman) Twenty pounds. So I said "I'll toss you for it". And he said "What would you do for fifty?".
Stephen: I stooped to pick a buttercup. Why people leave buttocks lying around, I have no idea.
Shoe salesman Stephen: How may we serve? Hugh: Well, I'm after a pair of shoes. Shoe salesman Stephen: Very well, I shall serve them first.
(Hugh and Stephen are reading out letters in which the writers of these letters describe some funny names they've come across) Hugh: This absolute, absolute favourite of mine here (reads out) Dear 'a bit of Fry and Laurie', I was at school with a boy called donald Duck (chuckles) and erm and later went out with a woman named Solia Piffin erm yours, Peter Come-in-my-ear Stephen: Five pounds on its way to you Mr. Come-in-my-ear!
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