Stephen Fry |
Various Roles |
Hugh Laurie |
Various roles |
Imelda Staunton |
Julie, Snutty, |
Guest Star |
Clive Mantle |
Bill, John, |
Guest Star |
Stephen: I'd be interested to see the memo from the Director General that gives you permission to butt in like that.
Hugh: I'm so very sorry.
Stephen: I can certainly show you the memo that tells you to butt out.
Hugh: He's quite right.
Stephen: I'll have to hurry you as you take your time. Just take your time. Very quickly.
Tony (Hugh): He said "rase."
Bradley (Stephen): He did say "rase," Tony.
Tony: "Rase" is an anagram of "arse."
Stephen: Why won't this frigging tomato behave?
Stephen: People always mock things that they can't understand. That's why they mock John Major being Prime Minister. No one can understand how it happened.
Hugh: From the tea plant, that's where we get tea from, is it?
Snutty: No, that's where we get cups and saucers.
Hugh: Instant coffee, instant traffic, instant hair, instant devolution of power to local government through the channels of tariff reform and the implementation of local weighting measures.
Stephen: I vote Conservative in elections, and if there isn't an election, I vote labour.
Hugh: Bitch
Stephen: Come again?
Hugh: My wife.
Stephen: Oh, right.
Hugh: She doesn't understand me. She's never understood me.
Stephen: What, Polish or something, is she?
Hugh as annoyed woman: I'm going to write a stiff letter. On cardboard!
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