Dean: Of corse, the problem with a prospective student is that they sleep late, socialize, have a thouroughly delightful time. In a sense they become victims of false advertising. It ain't easy once you get here.
Theo: Well, I realize that Hillman is a very tough school.
Dean: It's a butt-kicker! Now I don't mean to scare you off, there will come a night, probably in your first semester, when it'll be 3:00 in the morning. You'll find you have 200 pages to read by daybreak. You have no clean clothes, you haven't eaten since breakfast, and that will be the moment when you will pull your head up from your books and ask yourself, "Why am I here?"
Theo: So, uh, what do you think of the University of Hawaii?