Dean Davenport: If you don't want people to see you as a hood, then stop bopping around like you got swollen feet!
Dean Davenport: If you want to punish some common hoods, do it in the upcoming election.
Freddie: Well isn't it true that you tried to gain Dorian's affections by baking him a Jheri Curl Jesus?
Gina: That was an afro!
Whitley: I find that joke deplorable and juvenile. And so is your sense of humor, Dwayne, you are a teacher now! If you don't set that boy straight, I will.
Dwayne: What are you gonna do, make him drink your coffee? Sit down!
Dean Davenport: Remember, a family will never be united, with its brothers and sisters divided... Never!
Gina: I don't know, girl...Life is a funny thang, girl.