A Different World

(Whitley leaves. Freddie opens bag and looks at purses.) Whitley (from hallway): Freddie, keep your stinky paws off my Italian purses!

Kim: I don't go around giving my friends big kisses on the lips in public. Whitley: You two are so provincial. In Europe, a kiss simply says 'hello.' Kim: And that kiss said, 'Hello, nice to meet you...' Freddie: And 'Make me your love slave!'

Whitley: Mark my words: making this dorm coed will be the death knell of dating as we know it. Freddie: Why? Whitley: Because all the mystery will be gone. Gone! Just think, those boys'll see us sliding around in mud masks, wearing zit cream and mustache bleach. Do you want to take that out to dinner?

(Whitley kisses Dwayne at the dorm entrance.) Dwayne: I feel some turbulence coming on.

Whitley (sounding excited and impressed): You debugged a program?! Dwayne: Yeah. Whitley: What does that mean?

Whitley: You know my motto: if the shoe fits, buy it.

Whitley: I've never been to Canada. Dwayne: No wonder those little shops are going out of business.

Eva: Sharon Thomas is trying to blast me out of the dorm with her Paula Abdul tape. Just because she can dance, does that mean she should sing?

Quincy (to Kim): Miss, it's really not polite to read other folks' drawers.

Whitley: Dwayne? Dwayne: That's what my boarding pass says. Whitley: What are you doing in first cl...I mean, on this plane?