A Different World Season 3 Episode 13

Professor Mann: Now someone else could pick it up and think...
Ron: It was too damn long!

Whitley: Math is no one's first love!
Dwayne: It's mine.
Ron: I thought it was Denise Huxtable.

Dwayne: (Reciting his poem called "My First Love")
She's always been a challenge to me
From our very first hello
I pursued this woman of mystery
Determined she would not be a puzzle to me
I soon found comfort in her complexity
I look into her dark and smoky eyes
Admiring her angles and curves
Her elliptical lips
She divides men from boys
Adding and subtracting hearts
Until alone I stand, heart in my hand
She is mine
Solve for x, my first love.

Whitley: Kim, Dwayne Wayne wrote me a love poem. He said I had elliptical lips!
Kim: Oh Lord.

Ernest: Hi, Kim.
Freddie (to Kim): Don't even look at him.

Dwayne (offering his suggestions for how to alter the balcony scene in Romeo & Juliet): Juliet, thee like thou and thou likes thee. Yes, I said 'yes,' woman. Why don't you and me go down to the midnight parking lot at Bumpy's and get busy?

Kim: So, did you get some sweet lip or not?
Freddie: Kim, there are times when not touching is just as stimulating as touching.
Kim: Aw, no sweet lip!
Freddie: And this is not one of those times!

(Walter has just recited his poem, "Ode to Jaleesa.")
Dwayne: I think I now know why Jaleesa left you standing at the altar.