About A Girl Season 1 Episode 7

Jason: I'm stuck doing all the work, Amy's acting all weird and now there's something up your butt too. What's going on?
Benny: Like you don't know. That hot dream I had about Amy, well she had one about you.
Jason: Hey, don't be pissed at me. You had the hot dream about her, I didn't. I've never had a dream about Amy in my life!
Amy: Well, those are the words every girl's dying to hear...

(After Jason takes his shirt off)
Amy: Get dressed! It's just too hot... outside here... for that. I bet you have zero sunscreen on.
Jason: Amy, I don't get it. Before, all you cared about was winning. What changed?
Amy: What changed is that now I care about something else, ok? Your dignity! I insist you cover up.
Jason: I never had all that much dignity to begin with. Plus, it is for the children...

Ashley: I was hoping I could give you Ashley's special handwash...
McRitchie: I don't have a car.
Ashley: Did I mention a car?

Amy: Hey Benny, I need to talk to you a sec. Alone.
Benny: Really? I need to talk to you alone. How crazy is that? We have to talk to each while we're alone.
Amy: While I'm still young...

(Following Stacy's reaction to his chili)
Dude: My chili is many things, but "meh" is not among them.

Erin: I bet your Jason dream was hot. Was he a good kisser? Did he talk afterwards? During?
Amy: Erin, it was just a dream. It didn't really happen.
Erin: Oh, and his chest... Tell me it's as hard and smooth as I've always imagined.
Amy: His chest was my pillow. But now that I've drempt about being with him, what am I gonna do?
Erin: Make your dream come true, Amy! Go for it!
Amy: I can't just go for it. It would mess up the whole vibe in the house.
Erin: But your dreams are your deepest desires, according to every single Sandra Bullock movie I've ever seen.

McRitchie: I had a sex dream.
Amy: You did?
McRitchie: But I always dream about sex. And I think about it during the day too. What do you think that means?