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Saffy: I'm not going to a private clinic. If I need to, I want to go to a hospital where they deliver all the time.
Eddie: They do deliver all the time, darling! There's waiter service, credit card swipe delivery, sweetheart. Sushi, macrobiotic and babies!
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Saffy: One finger is one centimetre.
Eddie: I don't know, darling, I... How many do you need, darling?
Saffy: Ten.
Eddie: Ohhh, darling, that's a big smile.
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Patsy: I'LL KILL HER!
Katy: It's only baby juice. It'll be all right. Then again, silly old you!
Eddie: All right, all right, it's fine. I've just spoken to the Albert Hall and Toni and Gilberto say that if you're a little bit late it doesn't matter. They can keep the Silvikrin Dancers on for another number after "Because I'm Worth It."
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Saffy (on pregnancy): Mum, I'm 40 weeks. I'm due any time.
Eddie: 40 weeks! You don't have to go 40 weeks! I never went 40 weeks, darling. I've told you: pay a little bit extra, get the express delivery service, darling. They whip it out as soon as it loses its gills.
Gran (to Eddie): You were in my tummy for 44 weeks. You refused to be born, until one of the nurses lured you out with a sweet pudding.