Absolutely Fabulous

Saffy: Oh dad, is Aung San Suu Kyi out?
Eddie: Sushi, darling? No, that's a staple.

Eddie: Look, there's a new disease called 'The Kardashians', darling. They just sort of spread.
Patsy: Like herpes. Each one with his own reality show. They're multiplying like head lice.
Eddie: Look at this fat one at the end. Very soon she'll split like an ameba and become TWO Kardashians!
Patsy: That looks like a boob. In fact it's another Kardashian.