Absolutely Fabulous

Eddie (to Saffy): Well, if you could try and look a little less like a Christian missionary, I'm sure we'll all be a lot safer. They're all muslim around here, you know.

Edina: Now, you have got the information, haven't you? Bubble: Most of it, yeah. Oh, yeah! Until the special thing broke. Saffron: (off-screen) Mum! Edina: Hang on, hang on. What thing? Bubble: The thing that's attached to the typewriter. Little animal with a ball. Edina: What animal? Bubble: Little animal, small... Creeps about, not a rat. Patsy: Gerbil! Edina: Oh… Saffron: Squirrel? Hedgehog? Bubble: [squeaking] Ah! Ah! Edina: No, no, no, don't panic her, or we'll never get anywhere. What, what? A mouse? Bubble: Yeah! The mouse. That's got a telly with VD! Edina: All right, the computer. The VDU. The word processor. Bubble: Yeah. That fell off the table when I took the mouse home.

Edina: Can I show you something, sweetie? Can I show you something on this? Look at that. (Eddy points to "Pop-specs" bag) What do you think that is, there? What is that? Saffron: It's a sticker with a green tree on it. Edina: Yes. Saffron: What does that mean? Edina: Kind to trees, sweetie. Saffron: How are they kind to trees? Edina: Well, they ain't made of wood, how kind do you want?

Edina: Have you eaten something? Patsy: No, not since 1973.

Edina: Do whatever you want sweetie. ...But as your mother I can't be held responsable for your well being.