Accidentally on Purpose

Season 1 Episode 5

The Love Guru

Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Oct 19, 2009 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Billie gives Zack and Davis dating advice. Their plans don't go smoothly as the women they are pursuing reveal their true colors. Abby and Olivia are having their own issues with their friendship on Facebook.

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  • Zack is secretly dating a girl named Sasha, but it is only a secret until she comes over to spend time with Billie! Meanwhile Billie is trying to help Davis get a girl to be with, but Billie seems pretty happy when Davis hooks up.moreless

    This was a fairly funny episode with a couple of annoying characters. Sasha (Sarah Wright) is a beautiful blond with some really quirky habits. For instance in the first couple of minutes meeting someone her mother always seems to call and she introduces her by phone and gives the phone to the person to speak with. The other is Andrea (Diora Baird) who Davis gets a date with after following some of Billie's pickup advice.

    Sasha is a secret date Zack goes on without telling Billie. The only problem is Zack tells Sasha about Billie and Sasha shows up and makes friends with Billie the next day. Then the following day she goes to Billie's work, then finally finds her at the "third" restaurant she looks for her in because she wanted to go to lunch. Of course Billie is only being nice because of Zack. Finally Billie and Zack decide he needs to break up with her. Then when Billie does her break up she seems even more angry about that then she was about Zack!

    Andrea is a moody but hot brunette that Davis picks up using Billie's pick up technique. When he decides he wants to cultivate a relationship with this woman she throws him into bed and sleeps with him on the first date. Using Billie's continued advice he decides no more hot sex with her until they go on a few dates and of course she dumps him which makes him very unhappy with Billie.

    In the other little bit Abby is stalking Olivia on Facebook and then gets angry when Olivia "defriends" her. Somehow its ends OK though. Mostly because Olivia finally just shuts up.

    The characters are interesting. I think they need to get back to the Zack/Billie relationship and see where that goes. We'll see. Thanks for reading...moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (9)

    • Abby: I have some amazing, unbelievable news that is going to blow you away.
      Billie: (inhales deeply) Oh my God! Are you--?!
      Abby: Yes! I'm Facebook friends with Olivia!

    • Davis: What's the next move with this girl?
      Billie: Well, that depends. I mean, do we want to have a relationship with her or we're just looking to introduce our genitals to each other?
      Davis: Ah, I've done the whole just-get-laid-casual-sex-never-see-each-other-again thing, so what I'm ready for now... is more of that.

    • Davis: This chick is really out of my league. I mean, she's the kind that only sleeps with guys who have doors on their bathrooms. (pauses) You know, fancy guys.

    • Davis: I thought the two of you were cool with dating other people?
      Zack: Yeah, but who's going to date [Billie]? She's got stuff popping out all over the place. You know, and I want to be a good guy about this, so I'm just going to do it behind her back.
      Davis: (places hand on Zack's shoulder) You're a class act, Zack.

    • James: (to Billie) You know, since you and I broke up, I'm... not going to lie -- I've been skewing kinda young. My new formula is my age divided by two minus three.

    • Abby: Listen, I know that you think the only reason we're friends is because of Billie but that--
      Olivia: That is not true! I don't think we're friends.

    • Zack: Uh, Sasha, look, how do I put this? Some foods just don't go together -- pickles and melon, whip cream and eggplant or--
      Sasha: Radishes and yogurt. Oh God! I've heard this exact speech so many times. You're breaking up with me.

    • Andrea: I'm just not interested in anything more than a physical relationship with you.
      Davis: Why?! I mean, what is it about me? Is-- is it because I live in a dump? Or because I have no money... or any desire to make money? Because I have no goals or dreams... or desire to have any goals or dreams?

    • (after Sasha's breakup with Zack)
      Sasha: I know you will say the exact right thing to make me feel better.
      Billie: (pauses to think of something to say) There, there.
      Sasha: You are so wise.

  • NOTES (1)

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: October 19, 2009 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: July 8, 2010 on E4
      Slovakia: March 20, 2011 on JOJ


    • Episode Title: The Love Guru is the 2008 romantic comedy film featuring Mike Myers (Pitka) as a self-help expert who tries to assist people in resolving their personal and professional troubles.