According to Jim Season 5 Episode 6

Cheryl: Are you saying… you blow up your site trailer for me?
Jim: Baby, that was a thirty foot fireball love!
Cheryl: That's so romantic.
Jim: I'm a showmen!

Jim: Everybody knows that I'm interesting, I'm a natural born story teller, I'm a showmen!

Cheryl: Khem.
Jim: Oh my God, I though you were in kitchen, you're like a rabbit, you're all over the place!
Cheryl: I was upstairs showing the apples to kids.
Jim: Oh, great!
Cheryl: Yeah, yeah…the boring apples that your boring wife got at boring market.
Jim: I'm going to clean out that crisper.

Jim: There's nothing harder then pretending to be interested in your wife's end of the day stories.

Jim: Look, it's a husbands duty to listen to their wife whatever they have to say, even if it's little boring.

Dana: I bought Oprah Coffee.