According to Jim

Season 5 Episode 9

The Dream

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Nov 15, 2005 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dana: (sleep talking) All right, come on, come on, take me, let's go to the Gazebo. Oh, yeah, the Gazebo. Yeah, come on, take me, Jim. Oh, Jim, you naughty boy.

    • Dana: What are you doing?
      Jim: Good morning, Dana. Sleep well?
      Dana: Why aren't you working on the nursery?
      Jim: I'll get to that. You know what? I was thinking about something that would be perfect for your home, an new addition.
      Dana: Your grave?
      Jim: I love the way we banter. No, I was thinking of something a little more romantic, like a Gazebo.
      Dana: Gazebo?
      Jim: Yeah, a Gazebo. Come on. Haven't you ever dreamt of a romantic Gazebo.
      Dana: Gazebo? Gazebo! Oh.
      Jim: Dana, why, you look as you just saw a ghost, a very sexy ghost.
      Dana: I'm fine, just leave me alone, go saw something.
      Jim: I'm sorry. Have I been a naughty boy?
      Dana: Oh! You know!
      Jim: Know what, Dana? Know what, That you had a dirty dream about me?
      Dana: Oh god! Oh god!
      Jim: I think it was more like "Oh, Jim, oh, Jim!" But I answer to both!
      Dana: Jim, you can not tell anyone about this.
      Jim: Hmm, what's in it for me?
      Dana: Nothing.
      Jim: Oh, okay. Citizens, Dana's got the hots for her brother-in-law!
      Dana: Hey! God! Fine! At do you what?
      Jim: I'll tell you what I want, I want no more complaining, I want no more changes!
      Dana: Fine, fine, whatever, okay!
      Jim: All right. Your secret remains with me.

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