According to Jim

(talking about Jim) Cheryl: I'm gonna nail him, I will nail him, he is nailed! How do I do that? Andy: Easy, we tie up and beat him! I've got a bag. Dana: Oh, great idea, we can take turns! Cheryl: No, no… hitting him would feel good, really good, but that's just temporary. Andy: Depends on where you hit him.

Andy: What you're gonna do if you can't find your ring? Jim: I don't know, I'm dead. I don't know, for some reasons Cheryl has always made a big deal about ring. Andy: Women... Jim: Yeah! You know, I could just tell her the truth. Andy: That doesn't sound like you. Jim: She's a reasonable women, she knows accidents happen, I mean, look at Kyle.