Ace Ventura sayings

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    buffyjl

    [1]Dec 1, 2005
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    This is a thread to type Ace Ventura sayings.

    "Lo-hoo-hoo-hoo-zh-hherr!!!"
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    tvfanatic91

    [2]Dec 3, 2005
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    Well alriiiighty thennnnnn!
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    buffyjl

    [3]Dec 8, 2005
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    Rea-hee-hee-hee-heelly??
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    JLUmember1

    [4]Dec 23, 2005
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    Spank You, Spank you very much.
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    bxgt

    [5]May 11, 2006
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    you must be the monopoly guy
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    VincentXtreme

    [6]Jun 29, 2006
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    "Friends!  Rodents!  Quadrapeds!  Lend me your rears!"

    "I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose.  So go ahead, throw it!  I dare ya!"

    "Hi Ho Silver!  Away!"

    "Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions!"

    "Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts."

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    lelewow

    [7]Jun 30, 2006
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    do not pass go do not get 200 dollars

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    lequericacalvo

    [8]Aug 18, 2006
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    lelewow wrote:

    do not pass go do not get 200 dollars

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    Enforcer2150

    [9]Apr 25, 2007
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    "Hey boss monkey man"

    "Yes Satan, oh I'm sorry sir you sounded like someone esle."

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    buffyjl

    [10]Mar 9, 2008
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    Enforcer2150 wrote:
    "Yes Satan, oh I'm sorry sir you sounded like someone esle."

    TeeHee-ous!!

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    bookwormyay342

    [11]Mar 12, 2008
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    Okay, time for a few of my personal favourites...

    Ace Ventura:Like a glove!!

    Ace Ventura: If i'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!!

    Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
    Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
    Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
    Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

    Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
    Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

    [Ace Ventura just got his car started]
    Ace Ventura: It's ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE.

    Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

    [Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]
    Ace Ventura: [begging] Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want.
    Dan Marino: No, no kill him.
    Ace Ventura: No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy.
    [Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air]
    Dan Marino: Cry-baby.
    Ace Ventura: Jock.
    Dan Marino: Whimp.
    Ace Ventura: Muscle-head.
    Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP.

    Melissa: I swear if you do anything to embarass me this evening...
    Ace Ventura: What? Like this?
    [makes wierd noises,Doorman answers the door]
    Ace Ventura: Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!

    [coming out of the men's room, all wet with his clothes torn]
    Ace Ventura: Do *not* go in there! Pheeww!

    And my all time favourite...

    [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror]
    Ace Ventura: Warning. **** are closer than they appear.

    Okay, okay, i'll stop. These are just some of my fav quotes!! Other's have already been mentioned, and if you look at my sig you will find another.

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    buffyjl

    [12]Mar 14, 2008
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    While this thread was meant for Ace's sayings, some of these quotes are hilarious!!

    bookwormyay342 wrote:
    Ace Ventura: If i'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!!

    That is rawther practical, if you don't mind the w!

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    mickel1989

    [13]Oct 15, 2009
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