Favorite Scratch and Grounder quotes

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    PPG-Katelyn

    [21]Apr 24, 2007
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    From 'SSSSS Squad'

    (Robotnik yells at Scratch that he wasn't supposed to pull a lever when his twin was being made)

    Scratch: How was I supposed to know? I just hatched!

    (After Grounder is born and Robotnik tells Scratch that it's his identical twin)

    Scratch: Am I that ugly?

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    AoStHfreak

    [22]Apr 25, 2007
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    From "Road Hog":
    (Scratch and Grounder are in a loudspeaker truck, being chased by several road hogs)
    Grounder: Hey! Step on it, Scratch!
    Scratch: Don't worry! I'll fix those pigs! You will stop in 2 seconds flat! YOU WILL STOP IN 2 SECONDS FLAT!
    Road Hog 1: I will stop you in 2 seconds with a flat!  I will stop you in 2 seconds with a flat!
    (Uses a chainsaw to flatten one of the loudspeaker truck's tires)
    Scratch: AAAH! We are going to die! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
    (The truck falls off a cliff)
    WE... ARE... DEAD!
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    AoStHfreak

    [23]Apr 30, 2007
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    From "Over The Hill Hero":
    (Scratch & Grounder are bombing Hill Top Village from above)
    Grounder: Huh, nothing like a few sneeze bombs to clear a village, eh, Scratch?
    (Scratch Blows his nose)
    Scratch: Aah.  Much better.
    Grounder: Robotnik gave you sinuses? He didn't give me sinuses!
    Scratch: I know!
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    Dr. Eggman: FAILED AGAIN, DID YOU?
    Scratch: Why no, your supreme awfulness.  In fact, we suceeded wonderfully!
    Grounder: In a rather negative way.
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    From "Slowwww Going":
    Scratch: Dr. Robotnik's gonna recycle you when that slow-mo ray wears off!
    Grounder: Not if I catch Sonic first.
    Scratch: What's that noise?
    Grounder: Us arguing.
    (Sonic is detected)
    Hedgehog ahead!
    Scratch: Dr. Robotnik was right!  Sonic came to help the sloths!
    (Scratch and Grounder are fighting over the ray)
    Scratch: Let's get him!
    Grounder: Give me that!
    Scratch: My turn! You zapped Dr. Robotnik!
    Grounder: I did?
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    Sonicrulez10

    [24]May 20, 2007
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    My fav is in mostly all episodes...

    Scratch: HAHA HAHAAA!

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    AoStHfreak

    [25]Jul 5, 2007
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    From "Musta Been A Beautiful Baby" (The episode is now on Youtube, in case anyone's interested.)
    (After viewing a video tape showing Scratch & Grounder's mistake...)
    Dr. Robotnik: Well, that was the video tape, boys.  What do you have to say for yourselves?
    Scratch: I laughed, I cried.  I gave it a thumbs up.
    Grounder: I gave it a thumb and two fingers.  No!  Make that 3 thumbs and 4 fingers!
    Dr. Robotnik: Well, I do have one small criticism.  The ending, it was a little...  PREDICTABLE!
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    AoStHfreak

    [26]Jul 12, 2007
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    From "Tails Prevails" (Also now on Youtube, in case anyone's interested).
    (Scratch & Grounder are being carried away by a giant magnet attached to flying chattering teeth.)
    Grounder: I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach.
    Scratch: We don't have stomachs!
    Grounder: Okay, then I think I'm going to be sick to my transmission.
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    imverybasic

    [27]Jul 13, 2007
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    Can we put in quotes from other characters as well?
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    AoStHfreak

    [28]Jul 13, 2007
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    Also from "Tails Prevails":
    (At Dr. Robotnik's Lair)
    Dr. Robotnik: Well, If it isn't the Bungling Bros. Burnout & Bailing Circus.
    Grounder: Oh, boy! The Circus! Wow! Where? Where?
    Dr. Robotnik: Never Mind!  Well, what have you got to report?
    Scratch: That fox Tails just built Sonic a functional flying machine.
    Grounder: Yeah, it even worked, too.
    Dr. Robotnik: Really? That's a lot more than I can say for you two.
    (Scratch & Grounder are ejected and land on a nearby hanger, hanging from the same giant magnet.)
    Dr. Robotnik: So, Sonic's little friend has a talent for machinery, emm? Perhaps he could be useful.
    Scratch: But how are you going to get Tails to help you?
    Grounder: Yeah, Tails may be a genius, but he's not stupid!
    Dr. Robotnik: I'll find a way. I'll make him cooperate of his own free will, even if I have to force him!  (Evil Laugh)
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    AoStHfreak

    [29]Aug 15, 2007
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    From "Blackbot the Pirate" (Part 1 of the Chaos Emerald Saga):
    Scratch: (After returning from 300 years in the past): HELP! Oh, get me out of this thing!
    Grounder: What Happened?
    Scratch: Stupid Pilgrims!  It's bad enough they tried to eat me for dinner, then they had the nerve to say I tasted lousy!
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    AoStHfreak

    [30]Dec 2, 2007
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    From "Close Encounters of the Sonic Kind":

    Scratch: (Banging Grounder's nose with the Electro-suction plate) We would have had him!  We would have had Sonic!

    Grounder: MY NOSE!

    Sonic: (Arrives wearing Carmen Miranda attire) Oh, well.  I was going to do something really clever and funny, then trash the Electro-suction plate, but it looks like Scratch and Grounder are already taken care of. (Runs away)

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    imverybasic

    [31]Dec 3, 2007
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    Dr. Robotnik: Yes and I'm about to make you, unnecessary!

    Scratch: Did you hear that? Unneccesary.

    Grounder: Yeah, we got promoted from useless.

    Coconuts: And when you are finished with those, I've got a ton of dirty work for you in the lab!

    Grounder: Aww, keep your pants on.

    Grounder: What's going on Dr. Robotnik?

    Robotnik: None of your business!

    Coconuts: Get in here you meany bots!

    Scratch: Don't blow a gasquet you knuckle dragging ape!

    Coconuts: Shut up and shut up!

    Boom Boom: There. Daddy all clean.

    Coconuts: Stop calling me daddy! What would I want with a two ton baby ape who could lift heavy rocks, fire banannas like a shot gun. Huh? And help me capture that pesky hedgehog, so Robotnik will take me back... Boom Boom, my long lost son!

    Edited on 12/03/2007 3:22pm
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    pferreira86

    [32]Nov 28, 2008
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    From 'Big Daddy'

    Dr Robotnik wants to tell Scratch and Grounder his latest fiendish plan

    Grounder: Alright, we get to see what happens

    Dr Robotnik's monitor lands on Grounder's head, flattening the top half

    Grounder: Yeah but do we have to feel it too?

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    From 'Slowwww Going'

    Scratch and Grounder are falling

    Gounder: Do you think we should of remembered to open our parachutes by now?

    Scratch: I think we should of remembered to wear them!

    They hit the ground

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    Shabnabz

    [33]May 6, 2009
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    From sonic gets thrashed:

    -Sonic knocks on door, scratch answers-

    Scratch: Yes?
    Sonic: Thought you'd like to know, ive escaped! Scratch: Ooh thanks!, Hey boss, Sonic just dropped by to tell us he's escaped! Dr robotnik:What? GRAB HIM!

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