Adventures of Superman

(Jimmy picks up a wooden chair and smashes across the back of a man wearing a lead mask. The man is not phased, he removes his mask.) Superman: Hello, Jimmy. Jimmy: Golly, Superman. Did I hurt you? Superman: No, of course not. But you ought to be more careful. Jimmy: You know, you're right. If it had been anybody but you, i'd have slaughtered him.(Jimmy looks more closely at Superman's disguise.) Superman: Oh, just a disguise, Jimmy. Jimmy: I bet ya, if I could find out whose pants those are, i'd know who you really were. Superman: No, Jimmy, I only paid two dollars for these in a second-hand clothing store.