Nick: Betty, your sideshow days are over! I don't want you growing a beard again!
Betty: (referring to ALF) Not in front of the f-r-e-a-k! ALF: (misunderstanding her spelling) Who's "Frank"? Betty: Goodnight, my furry little goldmine! ALF: Goodnight, Frank.
ALF: Feeling alone and being alone are two different things.
Nick: I just want a nice, quiet retirement with my lunatic wife!
The National Inquisitor is a parody name of The National Enquirer.
The title is derived from a Gilbert O'Sullivan song with the same name.
S 4 : Ep 24
Aired 3/24/90 (20:54)
S 4 : Ep 23
Aired 3/10/90 (21:17)
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 3/3/90 (21:36)
S 4 : Ep 21
Aired 2/26/90 (21:35)
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