Brian: ALF's trying to decide which one he wants to get for a pet. Willie: We already have a cat. ALF: But you told me never to play with my food!
ALF: (finding his ants dead) My poor little goombas! An hour ago they were working the farm! Willie: Now they've bought it.
Willie: You know, if you want I could get you another ant farm. ALF: Right, and if Kate kicks I'll get you another redhead!
ALF:I still have this dull ache inside. Willie: You've been through a great deal of pain in the last twenty-four hours, ALF. It's just your body responding to that. ALF: Nah, I think it's Kate's potato salad. I've had problems with it before! (belches loudly
ALF: It's just that ant farming has a tendency to be uneventful…sort of like working security at a Pat Boone concert.
ALF is alluding to the singer Pat Boone, known for his squeaky clean image.
The title was derived from an Elton John instrumental with the same name.
S 4 : Ep 24
Aired 3/24/90 (20:54)
S 4 : Ep 23
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S 4 : Ep 22
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S 4 : Ep 21
Aired 2/26/90 (21:35)
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