ALF

Robert: I'll call. Lynn: I'll answer. ALF: I'll puke.

George: (after glimpsing ALF in the kitchen) It must be something you put in this punch, but I could have sworn I just saw your dog making a sandwich!

Brian: Do you think there's really such a thing as zombies? Julius: You're at this party and you have to ask?

Willie: Why'd you leave the attic? ALF: Because you lied, you-you...liar!

ALF: Look at those vultures down there hovering over my pig! That's what you get for inviting civil servants!

Brian: Mom told me you might go a little crazy tonight. ALF: Is undressing pork with your eyes "crazy?"

Kate: It's happening! He's going to ruin everything!

Willie: I'd like to thank you in advance for your cooperation. ALF: Sure! What do you want me to do? Willie: Not come.

Willie: Oh, what the heck, honey? Let's do it! Let's throw a party? Kate: I don't know, Willie. What about "you know who"? ALF: Who, Brian? Don't worry about it! I'll have a talk with him!