Lynn: ALF, there's more to a relationship than just money.
ALF: Yeah, but should you be talking about those things in front of your parents? I think not.
Robert: I'll call.
Lynn: I'll answer.
ALF: I'll puke.
George: (after glimpsing ALF in the kitchen) It must be something you put in this punch, but I could have sworn I just saw your dog making a sandwich!
Brian: Do you think there's really such a thing as zombies?
Julius: You're at this party and you have to ask?
Willie: Why'd you leave the attic?
ALF: Because you lied, you-you...liar!
ALF: Look at those vultures down there hovering over my pig! That's what you get for inviting civil servants!
Brian: Mom told me you might go a little crazy tonight.
ALF: Is undressing pork with your eyes "crazy?"
Kate: It's happening! He's going to ruin everything!
Willie: I'd like to thank you in advance for your cooperation.
ALF: Sure! What do you want me to do?
Willie: Not come.
Willie: Oh, what the heck, honey? Let's do it! Let's throw a party?
Kate: I don't know, Willie. What about "you know who"?
ALF: Who, Brian? Don't worry about it! I'll have a talk with him!
ALF: (about Kate and Willie's dinner party invitation) If it's a date thing, I'll go. I'll throw on one of Kate's cheap dresses. They'll never know!
The title is derived from a Leslie Gore song with the same name.