Neal: What if Margaret's the only one who ever wants me? ALF: In that case, take this sock of quarters and buy a gun.
Neal: (about his ex-wife) I don't know why I couldn't see through her. ALF: You could barely see around her!
Willie: (looking out the front window) Oh, it's Neal. ALF: Oh, great. God's gag gift to women.
ALF: Not bad. Do it again. And this time, try to show a little leg. Lynn: ALF, I'm auditioning for Joan of Arc. I don't really think that would be appropriate. Just tell me if I've got the lines right. ALF: Okay. But I'm telling you, it would be a lot funnier if you were holding a rubber chicken.
ALF: Never since Tyson and Givens has a man been so outmatched in the ring!
ALF is alluding to heavyweight Mike Tyson and his ex-wife, Robin Givens.
ALF: So, what shall we watch tonight on TV? I've narrowed it down to three choices: Nova, Inside the Atom, and (I'm not lobbying for this) My Mother the Car - yeah!
ALF is alluding to two famous television shows: Nova, which is a current show centered around finding excitement in science, and My Mother the Car, a single-season comedy which aired from 1965-1966 in which a man's mother returned from the grave and inhabited a 1928 Porter convertible.
The title is derived from a Neil Diamond song with the same name from the movie Jazz Singer.
S 4 : Ep 24
Aired 3/24/90 (20:54)
S 4 : Ep 23
Aired 3/10/90 (21:17)
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 3/3/90 (21:36)
S 4 : Ep 21
Aired 2/26/90 (21:35)
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