Season 2 Episode 7

Oh, Pretty Woman

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 02, 1987 on NBC
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Oh, Pretty Woman
ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.

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Liz Sheridan

Liz Sheridan

Raquel Ochmonek

Paul Fusco

Paul Fusco

Gordon "ALF" Shumway [Voice/Puppeteer]

Andrea Elson

Andrea Elson

Lynn Tanner

Benji Gregory

Benji Gregory

Brian Tanner

John LaMotta

John LaMotta

Trevor Ochmonek

Anne Schedeen

Anne Schedeen

Katherine Daphne "Kate" Halligan Tanner

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  • QUOTES (10)

    • ALF (watching the beauty pageant): Hey, there's John Candy! Oh, no wait. That's Miss Bulgaria.

    • ALF: Kate? If you were my age would you go out with me?
      Kate: Well, if we your age and if I wasnt married and if we were the same species, I guess so
      ALF: Really? Where would we go?
      Kate: I dont know, how about a Rocky film?
      ALF: No, he hasnt been funny since he broke up with Bullwinkle. What else you got?
      Kate: That was it, ALF
      ALF: It doesnt sound like you put much thought into this date

    • ALF: My grandma Shumway once said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all . . .and then she never spoke to me again

    • ALF: What do Americans and Alicintarians have in common?
      Lynn: They both want world peace
      ALF: No! The Alicintarians have world peace! They all want shoes!

    • ALF: Whats the name of the dance where you clog up the sink?
      Kate: There isnt one
      ALF: I think we should call it the "Funky ALF"

    • ALF: Tell her why Kate
      Kate: He's an idiot
      ALF: Well, that clears that up

    • Kate: The Miss Southland Pagent? I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number
      ALF: Oh no, thats for me

    • Lynn: Dad, if you were my age would you ask me out?
      Willy: Well. . . .if I were your age and if you werent my daughter and if I werent married and if I had a car back then
      Lynn: See! Dad wouldnt even go out with me!

    • ALF: Cindy Bennett . . . is she the blond cheerleader in your yearbook?
      Lynn: Yeah
      ALF: Woah! (Kate and Willy glare) I mean, she's not as pretty as you

    • [ALF is watching a beauty pagent]
      ALF: They just asked the ambassador from Spain what she would do for world peace
      Willie: Its not a United Nations conference, its a beauty pagent!
      ALF: Well, that would explain why the ambassador from Sweeden was juggling!

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