ALF

Season 1 Episode 23

The Gambler

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Apr 06, 1987 on NBC
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ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.

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    Liz Sheridan

    Liz Sheridan

    Raquel Ochmonek

    Paul Fusco

    Paul Fusco

    Gordon "ALF" Shumway [Voice/Puppeteer]

    Andrea Elson

    Andrea Elson

    Lynn Tanner

    Benji Gregory

    Benji Gregory

    Brian Tanner

    John LaMotta

    John LaMotta

    Trevor Ochmonek

    Anne Schedeen

    Anne Schedeen

    Katherine Daphne "Kate" Halligan Tanner

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (28)

      • Willie: What are you looking for?
        ALF: Rebate coupons

      • Kate: Willie, isnt there someone we should consult about this?
        ALF: TAKE THE MONEY!

      • Carl: The thing I want looks like a spaceship
        Willie: Well, the spaceship is not for sale. . . Not that it is a spaceship, could be anything!

      • ALF: I'll slip out the sidedoor
        Brian: We don't have a side door
        ALF: Well, why not?
        Willie: Just finish your will!

      • Kate: Mom, is Nick a violent man?
        Dorothy: Yes, (glances at ALF) but he's fair.

      • ALF: You people are supposed to protect me from myself!

      • Lynn: What is it this time, food or money?
        ALF: Have I become that predictable?

      • Willie: He placed a bet with your bookie and lost six grand!
        ALF: When you say it, it sounds so sleezy.
        Kate: And now the mob is after him!
        Dorothy: Well, at least some good came out of this!

      • ALF: I, Gordon Shumway, being of sound mind and body . . .
        Willie: I beg to differ!

      • Nick the Fish: Come on ALF, just give me the 6 grand so I can go home and use the vaporizer.
        Willie: You think I placed a bet with you and now I owe you SIX THOUSAND DOLLLARS?
        Nick the Fish: Well, thats the GENERAL IDEA.

      • Willie: What bookie?
        (Doorbell rings)
        ALF: That bookie

      • Willie: Kate, no one's buying anything
        Kate: (snapping) I know that!
        Willie: Well, it was just an observation.

      • ALF: Kate, quick question
        Kate: Yeah
        ALF: Hypothtical situation. An indivdual places a bet with a professional bookie for a sizeable amount of money . . . say $6000. And he loses and he cannot cover his losses. Hypothtically, what could happen to this indivdual?
        Kate: Well, hyptothtically he could have his legs broken, why do you ask?
        ALF: Just making conversation

      • ALF: Keep an eye on #9
        Willie: You mean the one who just fell?
        ALF: Yeah
        Willie: He's not getting up
        ALF: Well maybe he dropped something!

      • Dorothy: I think your neighbors are having a garage sale today too.
        Kate: You're kidding
        Dorothy: Yeah, they've gotta couple of beat up chairs and an old sofa out on their front lawn.
        Kate: Oh yeah, that's the way it always looks.

      • ALF: Let's see, 50 bucks at 6 to 1 odds . . . that means I've won 3 million dollars, wow! YE - no, what? 300 dollars?

      • ALF: Hello, is this the fish?

      • Dorothy: Where did you get 50 bucks? Have you been going through my purse again?
        ALF: Yes, but thats not where I got the money. By the way, you're out of tic-tacs.

      • Dorothy: It's my money
        ALF: But its our inheritance!
        Dorothy: For your information, I am planning to leave all my money to the alien task force!

      • ALF: Forgive my ignorance, but what's a bookie?
        Kate: An unsavory element
        ALF: Like oregano?

      • Kate: Mom, since when do you bet on horses?
        Dorothy: All my life.
        Kate: That's funny, I can't picture you at a racetrack
        ALF: I can picture her running!
        Dorothy: I wonder how long it would take to pull all the hair out of your body.
        ALF: About 2 hours.

      • Lynn: Dad, Mom wants me to sell Muffybear
        Brian: And Scooter!
        ALF: NO!
        Willie: Now kids, we have to be strong about this. (Kate walks by with a hockey stick) No, not my hockey stick, Nooo!

      • ALF: (About Willie's ship in a bottle) Hey! Are you selling that?
        Wille: Yes, unfortunetly
        ALF: Shame, it would have been a great bottle if not for the ship inside.
        Willie: It's a Nina!
        ALF: Sorry, on Melmac we didnt name our bottles.

      • Willie: So you understand what a balloon payment is (ALF nods) and you understand what a garage sale is.
        ALF: Yes, now would you please explain secular humanism again.

      • Willie: Look, we can't talk about this now, we've only got a week to get ready for the garage sale.
        ALF: You're selling the garage?
        Kate and Willie: No, no, no
        ALF: Well, thats good, we're going to need someplace to store that balloon!

      • ALF: (Reading the credit card bills) Is this correct? $11,000 for a balloon payment?
        Wille: That's correct
        ALF: Well, you're getting ripped off, you can get an entire package of balloons for 69 cents.

      • Willie: I say Kate, you aren't selling my ship in a bottle, are you?
        Kate: Hopefully

      • Politician: Excuse me Lady. Do you have any more of these $800 screwdrivers.

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