Alf: Better than a rain gauge. Willy: The rain gauge? Lynn? Lynn: I'm sorry dad. He found it in my closet. Alf: Nifty piece of work, too. I tried it out last month and we apparently experience 16 feet of rain.
ALF: It was an accident! Willie: An accident? An accident! You most killed me and you say it was an accident! ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake. [Door bell rings.] Willie: Who would that be? ALF: That's probably "Consumer Ed." Willie: You called him when I told you not too. ALF: You didn't say not too. You need to be more specific. Willie: I hope it is "Consumer Ed," because I'm turning you in to him! Won't that be an interesting story for the 6:00 news!
Willie: You went to dental school? ALF: It was the easiest thing I could think of. We only have four teeth.
ALF: I think you should leave this for a qualified repairman. Willie: Well Mr. Smarty... ALF: It's Mr. Science.
ALF doesn't want to use the Tanner's small TV, claiming it makes everyone look like Danny DeVito. This line alludes to the actor's stature and build, since he's about 5ft.
The title alludes to a 1985 movie and theme song with the same name.
S 4 : Ep 24
Aired 3/24/90 (20:54)
S 4 : Ep 23
Aired 3/10/90 (21:17)
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 3/3/90 (21:36)
S 4 : Ep 21
Aired 2/26/90 (21:35)
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