Alfred Hitchcock: (Reading the newspaper.) Good evening. How did you find me? I specifically asked for an unlisted channel. I'm taking the week off. I wanted a rest from television. If you're one of those critics who thinks that television is frightful, all I can say is you should see it from this side. I've been reading the want ads. A man has a right to look around for a better job. Hmm... "Wanted: host for television program." Sounds like a job for me. "Must be witty, charming, handsome." Why this is perfect. "Gracious, and must be willing to work every week. Apply: Alfred Hitchcock Presents.." I think I better scamper back to the old job. I don't want to miss the show. And don't you miss it, either.