Alfred Hitchcock: (with his hands and head in prison stocks) Good evening. Methinks I should have never come to the colonies. Here I am, the producer's dream, a captive audience. Unfortunately, knowing the producer, I have already seen tonight's story several times. It is called, "One for the Road." They say there are two sides to every question, but tonight's little problem has three sides. For it is that age-old bit of marital geometry - the eternal triangle.