Alfred Hitchcock: Oh, well, the bigger they come, the harder they fall. By the way, what you have just seen, is of historical significance. It was in precisely this way that a housewife carrying an armload of vegetables, invented the tossed salad. Now, before I say goodnight, my ah... sponsor would like to bring you an important message. I needn't tell you to whom it is important. (Fade to commercial)
Alfred Hitchcock: That concludes our entertainment for tonight. Once again, through a propaganda play we have attempted to make the world a better place in which to live. I'm confident that tonight, we have struck a telling blow, in the cause of wall-to-wall carpeting. Goodnight.