Louise Tiffany: Now, George, Waldren's always been a bachelor. You know that!
George Tiffany: Smart fellow. (his wife hits him with the newspaper).
Alfred Hitchcock: (standing next to a mounted deer head) Good evening, television watchers. Tonight's mask is entitled, "The West Warlock Time Capsule" - the tale of a timid taxidermist. This gives me the excuse to exhibit this prize of mine (gestures towards the deer) and to discuss taxidermy. I feel that I know quite a bit about stuffed animals. After all, it takes one to know one. This I shot myself. You see, deer poaching is one of my hobbies. It took only two shots. The first one hit a bearded old man wearing a ridiculous red suit and riding in a sleigh. I'm having him stuffed, too. It probably sounds silly to you, but I'm sentimental that way. But enough of this. Here, in a moment, is "The West Warlock Time Capsule."