Alfred Hitchcock Presents

[Opening Narration] Alfred Hitchcock: (lining shot glasses and bottles of booze on a desk) Good evening, fellow revelers. Tonight we are indulging in an old city tradition. It is the event that turns a mild-mannered white collar worker into a four-armed beast of prey: the office party. However, we had this room designed especially for the party by the girls in the office - it has no corners. I am in charge of the entertainment, which all should enjoy. After all the hors d'ouevres have been eaten, we're going to throw our company director to the lions. I realize it isn't much, but the lions are much cheaper than the string quartet we had last year. They don't drink as much, either. And now, for our party.