Alias Smith and Jones

August Binford: You're an honest man, Charlie, and that's what the world needs more of. But not right at this moment. …………………………………………………………………………………… Soapy: What can I do for you that isn't too expensive or too dangerous? …………………………………………………………………………………… Heyes: It's about our amnesty deal again. Soapy: Don't tell me the governor welshed on you? Heyes: No, but he will if we don't straighten this out. Soapy: (reading from newspaper) "Outlaws Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry rob Kingsburg Bank. Bank manager killed; bank president injured." I can see how the governor might have a twinge of doubt about you. …………………………………………………………………………………… Heyes: If you don't mind, we'd like a receipt for those [diamonds]. Binford: Yes, of course. But not for a quarter of a million. Heyes: Just say, "For ten little stones that sparkle and glitter a lot." …………………………………………………………………………………… Heyes: I saw the way she looked at you. You could almost hear the violins. Curry: I did hear violins. …………………………………………………………………………………… Curry: (after he's rebuffed by Betsy) You sure that was violins we heard? Heyes: I said it'd be nice romancing her. I didn't say it'd be easy. …………………………………………………………………………………… Betsy's boyfriend: You want some advice, friend? You'll head back through that door and forget you ever saw anyone in here. Curry: Well, that's pretty good advice. Hope you don't mind if I don't follow it. …………………………………………………………………………………… Heyes: (as he and Kid walk off with $50,000 they can't keep) You know something, Kid? We sure picked a fine time to go straight, didn't we? Curry: Heyes, you're reading my mind again. It makes me nervous. …………………………………………………………………………………… Soapy: Boys, I either overestimated bankers or underestimated you.