Alias Smith and Jones

Alexander: Mr. Smith, this might appear rude of me, but you seem rather young to be a guide, especially for what I understand to be extremely dangerous country. Heyes: There's nothing rude about that. In fact, I was just thinking you're rather tall to be an Englishman.

Kyle: You're getting paid thirty dollars a day?? Lobo: That's better than stealing! Kyle: That is stealing! Heyes: Yeah, but legal.

Heyes: Are you all right, Mrs. Finney? Julia: Julia. Heyes: No, it's Mrs. Finney; I'm having a hard enough time remembering you're married as it is.

Julia: Is there any chance you'll ever get to Boston, Mr. Smith? Heyes: I'm afraid not, Julia. Julia: Couldn't I change your mind? Heyes: I think you could and that's why it's a good thing your train is leaving right now.