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Vaughn: Hey, Will. I got your psych report back. You did well.
Will: I'm not a sociopath.
Vaughn: Well, I didn't say that.
Will: Do I have a job?
Vaughn: Yes.
Will: A paying job?
Vaughn: Yes. As an analyst. You'll be asked to review classified documents and file reports. Think of it as writing articles only now your source material is classified. In fact, your cover is as a journalist.
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Sydney (Out of the blue): I have a crush on a guy at work.
Francie: Really? Who is he?
Sydney: Someone in my department. We've worked together for about a year now.
Francie: You're kidding, what's his name?
Sydney: Michael. He's... I don't know how to describe him... he's smart and funny and he's so cute.
Francie: Hot cute, not goofy cute?
Sydney: Hot cute.
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Marshall: (to Sydney) Hi. My name is Marshall K. Flinkman, and I'm here to rescue you!
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Kendall: I just got off the phone with the director again and he asked me again if I knew we were in the intelligence business.
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Marshall: I swear on my mother's grave, I don't know. And though technically Mom's still alive, she has picked out her gravesite, so--
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Dixon: I speak nine languages. Techno is not one of them!