Alias

Marshall: I love secret conspiracies… you know, as long as I'm a co-conspirator.

(Sydney, Jack and Irina go on a mission into a bank) Bank Manager: It's so sweet how your daughter wants to please you Jack: She's our pride and joy. Bank Manager: She'll be a wonderful parent to her child. Irina: Thank you. Bank Manager: She has such lovely role models. (The Bristow's all forcedly smile)

Jack: Here (hands Sydney a gun) Cover your mother, I'll take care of Peyton and her men… be right back, what ever happens keep that pointed at your mother, if she even blinks- Sydney: I'll shoot her.

(Jack confronts Peyton and her men) Peyton: This is really no place for you grandpa.

Irinia: You should know something Sydney. I've never wanted to have a child. The KGB demanded it. They knew it would insure your father allegiances to me. You were simply a mean to an end. And when the doctor put you in my arms, and I looked at you, so fragile. All I could think was I could have made a such terrible mistake, and at that moment I was sure of one thing : I couldn't be an agent and a mother. I'd either fail at one or both. And I chose to fail at being a mother.

Irina (to Marshall on the phone): Tell the team they'll need diapers.

Monk: (to Vaughn) My brother. I have some good news. You have a baby daughter.

Irina: We're going to be grandparents.
Jack: I'm trying to ignore that fact.

(Jack discovers Irina's plan to steal the Horizon) Jack: Call off your team, right now! Irina: They're not my team. Jack: I don't believe you. Sydney: Dad! Irina: You need to believe me, because if Peyton's here, she's here to kill me too. Jack: She's going to be very disappointed, because I'm about to beat her to it. Sydney: Hey Dad! Jack: I thought I killed you once, this time I'll be more thorough. Sydney: Dad… baby's coming.

Sydney (to Jack and Irina): Your grandchild keeps kicking me.