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Martin Bishop (Aiming a gun at Sydney): I liked you much better as Charlene.
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Sydney (To Nadia): Is that how you normally deal with bad guys?
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Martin Bishop: You just rolled your car... you must have been going at two hundred kilometers an hour.
Sydney: Sometimes you need to drive fast.
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Vaughn: Trigger the belt.
Marshall: What, you don't want to milk this a little bit?
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(Nadia was watching Jack and Sydney talk)
Nadia: Is he always so cold?
Sloane: Jack? I'm afraid so.
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Sydney: She's my sister; I need to tell her...
Jack: This isn't about what you need, Sydney...
Sydney: No, apparently it's about what you need.
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Sydney: If you're wondering whether I've told Nadia that you killed our mother, no I haven't. But I plan to.
Jack: Out of spite?
Sydney: Out of respect.
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Bank Manager: What were you doing?
Sydney (In disguise): Just... breaking into your safe?
Bank Manager (Laughing after a brief pause): You almost fooled me!
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Vaughn: Bishop also recently purchased an MK-1200 from Shalini Tech.
Marshall: Wow! You don't buy a server like that to look at online porn.
Vaughn: No, you buy it to coordinate international business operations, at least that's what it's designed for.
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Vaughn: How do you break into the house of a master thief?
Sydney: I don't think you do. I think you have to be invited...
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Sydney: You manipulated Nadia.
Jack: I gave your sister closure.
Sydney: But not the truth.
Jack: Sometimes a satisfying lie, Sydney, can do more good than the awful truth.
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Martin Bishop: So, what's your real name, Charlene?
Sydney: I'm a...
Martin Bishop: I'm a what?
Sydney: I'm a gonna kick your ass.
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Nadia: I don't mean to seem impatient, but... I've never done anything that's lasted as long as this.
Jack: How sad for you...
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Sloane: Thank you.
Sydney: For what.
Sloane: For letting my daughter stay with you. As Nadia acclimates to this life, to a new family... she needs support... and you have put my mind at ease.
Sydney: The thought that I did something that might have given you a warm and fuzzy feeling makes me want to kick my own sister out of my house.
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Sloane (About Bishop): He has a reputation as a lady-killer... literally.
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Jack: It must have been lost in the mail.
Sydney: Your invitation?
Jack: Unless it was an e-vite. I don't read...e-vites.