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(Sydney tells Will about Charlie's affair) Sydney: Will I don't know what to do. Will: You sure it's the same Charlie? Sydney: Yes! Francie's going to be devastated. Will: This just doesn't make any sense- I don't understand, I mean who the hell lives a double life like that? Sydney: (being reassuring) There are people.

Sydney: What is that? Will: What? Sydney: Is that a "hicky"? Will: No- what? (looks in the mirror) Oh my God! I have to get to a meeting. Sydney: Wait, you know I actually have cover up. Will: You have enough? Sydney: Yeah, I have. Will: This is very embarrassing. Sydney: Because I saw it or because it's there at all? Will: No, I mean look at it, it looks like I'm 15 years old. Sydney: Well that's about the age of your intern. Will: You know? When I said 15 I knew you were going to say that. Sydney: Did the Clinton Administration teach you nothing? Will: Whoa! I'm not married.

Sydney: (about Sloane's congratulations to the SD-6 personnel after Cole's attack) I felt sick... all those people, standing there, patriots, believing they work for the U.S. Government, none of them realize that the information they gather is being used by heartless men like Arvin Sloane, for an organization that would trade their lives for a profit in a heart beat.

Jack: When you asked me the other day about school, I couldn't help you. I... I'm out of practice when it comes to, uh... personal matters. Sydney: Dad, I'm in no rush. Jack: Believing your mother was a professor may have influenced you somewhat but the decision to go back to school was yours. And I'd trust that. I think that, uh, if you stick with it... you could become the kind of teacher your students will always remember. Sydney: Thank you.

Sydney: You and I are friends, Charlie, so you know I have nothing against you going into this, but I swear to God, if you marry Francie without telling her what you've been up to, I will kill you. Charlie: Sydney... Sydney: No discussion. You don't tell her, and I will. Got it?

Francie: Was coming to Vegas the greatest idea or what? Hey, check it out. There's a wedding chapel. Charlie: Aw, come on. Francie: Why not? I mean, just think about it. Just us. No parents. No hassle.

Francie: What's in the bag and where are you off to this time? Sydney: Vegas. Francie: Vegas! What was I just saying? Where should we go? Charlie: After that brunch, Vegas isn't far enough. Francie: I'm serious. Baby, that's our cue. We could just go tonight. Sydney: W-w-wait. This is not a vacation for me. There's this public relations conference and... Francie: Sydney, we don't need you to babysit. Sydney: What I mean is I'd want to hang out with you guys. Just wait a week. We'll all go together.

Sydney: Don't start defending your thing with Jenny. She's not in your league and you know it. Will: Who's in my league? What league? Show me a league and I'll buy a ticket, I'll go to the meetings and I will try and find those people. Where are they?

Sydney: Last week, I was ready to leave SD-6 but maybe I was focused on the wrong place. I think maybe I only went to grad school because Mom did. She was a teacher, so I always thought that was something I wanted to do. But now that I know it was just her cover, and that it didn't mean anything to her, I'm thinking I should just drop it.

Sydney: Did the guy from your office end up reporting you? Vaughn: Haladki? Yeah, he did. But Devlin only slapped me on the wrist. Even though going into SD-6 without clearance wasn't exactly constitutional.

Sydney: I just wanted to rip his finger right off again. Does that make me a bad person? Vaughn: (chuckles) No. But it might have blown your cover. Sydney: You think?

Vaughn: Yeah. Last week, when you talked about quitting SD-6... Sydney: I was being naive. Vaughn: No, but, um, what you said about wanting to go to a hockey game...wanting me to be part of your life... I, uh, I think I wasn't clear about something. (pause) That it would be nice to be in public with you, to actually get to look at you. Grab a pizza or go to a hockey game. I-I just... I wasn't clear that I would really like that, too.

(Sydney is sliding across a wire on the top of the two buildings) Dixon: How's it hanging, Syd? Sydney: Very funny.