Alias

(Peyton visits Anna in her holding cell) Peyton: Mrs. Espinosa, my name's Kelly Peyton, I work an independent organization interested in obtaining your services. Anna: Get out of my cell. Peyton: If I'm interrupting your busy schedule of invasive interrogation, I do apologize… this facility you're in doesn't exist on Government records… you're being held here without charge which means you don't exist anymore, I can't imagine that thought's appealing to you. My employer will secure your immediate release, in exchange you will undertake a long term deep cover operation for us. Anna: I told you to get out of my cell… which means if you don't take your skinny little ass down that hall, you won't exist any more either.

(Will tells Sydney he's getting married) Sydney: How can you be marrying a girl I haven't even met? Will: Well… you know, I think Government mandated isolation might have something to do with it.

Will: What!?- What does that mean? Marshall: Well it means they put a bomb in your head. Will: What!? Marshall: I know- I know- But there's good news, the charge is small so the blast will be localized. Will: Wait- Wait- What so it might not kill me? Marshall: No it'll definitely kill you, there just won't be any collateral damage.

(Sydney and Will go on a mission to deactivate the bomb in Will's head) Will: Ahh... Syd my girl, you know she's waiting for me back home… so depending on how this goes down if I was a- Sydney: No Will, look at me, you're going to make it through this, I'm not going to let anything happen to you. Will: I know that. Sydney: Ok. Will: What do you think I was asking you? Sydney: I was just being supportive, in case you might- Will: Die!? Sydney: Not important, what we're you asking? Will: I was asking if you could be my best man.

Will: Syd don't worry about me. Sydney: I can't help it… I'm sorry you had to go through all this. Will: If you apologize one more time I'm going to slap you okay? Look it's none of your fault. Sydney: It is, actually, the people I love, sooner or later something horrible happens to them, it happens over and over, they're kidnapped, they're tortured… they're killed… because they know me, I fell like I'm this plague and everyone I love is infected… I just- I just want you to know how sorry I am for all of it. Will: Yes, I've been tortured and kidnapped… several times and probably none of that would have happened if I hadn't helped a clumsy girl pick up her books freshman year Bio class, but… it's not your fault, you can't blame yourself for all the evils of the world, I mean since I met you, I've seen a lot of horrible things, there are people out there who are capable of more hatred and cruelty than I thought possible, but I still sleep at night, you know why? Because I know you're out there fighting against them. Sydney you save the world everyday and you never ask for anything in return. I think I speak for everybody who loves you, and I say thank you for watching over us. Sydney: If you'd never met me, you'd have a regular life. Will: Who wants it?

(While on a mission at a club in Moscow, looking for Semanko) Guy: May I buy you a drink? Sydney: Absolutely Guy: What can I get you? (In the van) Marshall: Okay, Phoenix. Let's take a look. This guy looks like he's got a couple hundred dollars worth of rubles on him. Definitely not Semanko, moving on. Sydney: Club soda, please. The doctor says I'm not supposed to have any alcohol... while I'm still breast-feeding. Guy: Sorry. Excuse Me.

(crashing sounds off-screen as Sydney just puts her baby to sleep) Sydney Bristow: (runs into the kitchen) Dad, shhhh! What are you doing?! Jack Bristow: I knocked them over, I was trying to put them in the cupboard. Sydney, you do not leave edged weapons within the reach of children. Sydney: She's four weeks old, dad. Jack: Particularly young Bristow women. Sydney: She can't even hold her head up, I think we're safe.

Will: Sydney, my head is beeping!

Thomas: (to a Russian Mob Boss - undercover in reference to Rachel) I apologize. My wife; she's a bit of a whore.

Will: There's a bomb in my head!

Sydney: Momma's gotta go to work.