(crashing sounds off-screen as Sydney just puts her baby to sleep)
Sydney Bristow: (runs into the kitchen) Dad, shhhh! What are you doing?!
Jack Bristow: I knocked them over, I was trying to put them in the cupboard. Sydney, you do not leave edged weapons within the reach of children.
Sydney: She's four weeks old, dad.
Jack: Particularly young Bristow women.
Sydney: She can't even hold her head up, I think we're safe.